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If you thought we were done with “Wrapped” season, then think again. Because just when you thought there couldn’t be any more things to “wrap” with statistics, Adhoc Studio, the team behind one of 2025s biggest hits in Dispatch, have hit us with “Dispatch Wrapped,” a tell-all about how we navigated the episodic superhero workplace sim.
Spoilers for the choices that can be made in Dispatch to followOver on Bluesky, Adhoc shared a 1:17-long video with every juicy detail that fans are sure to pour over, including the fact that, as PC Gamer noted, about five percent of people beat the game without romancing anyone.
To start, 52.5 million shifts have been completed, of which players answered 727 million calls, dispatching over 1 billion heroes. Those stats come from the over three million people who’ve bought the game.
Here’s where things get interesting:
In 1.6 million playthroughs, Sonar was cut, while in 2.8 million plathroughs, Coupé was on the cutting end.
Waterboy joined the Z-Team in 2.3 million instances, and Phenomaman was added in two million.
Finally, when it came to romance, which we’re all here for, really, here’s how things shook out:
Invisigal was romanced 1.9 million times.
Adhoc Games evolves upon the Telltale formula in some incredibly ways with Dispatch.
Listen, I know I pooped on another “Wrapped” style update up top, but it is cool seeing all the in-game choices contextualized like that. It’s very reminiscent of finding out just how people navigated Telltale’s The Walking Dead back in the day.
No Matter How Far You Go, You Can Never Escape Wrapped
According to an Essence article, Spotify Wrapped kicked off in 2016, though back then, it looked nothing like it does today. Eventually, its popularity became infectious, and just about every company in the world has gotten their hands or paws on their own version of “Wrapped.”
I say “Paws” because Chewy.com recently sent me “A Look Back at 2025” email that showed, among other things, just how many times I refilled on dog food.
Perhaps most germaine to this website are the gaming “Wrapped” updates that come from PlayStation, Xbox and Steam, letting you know just how many hours you dumped overall and how many on each game. Unfortunately, Xbox did not join in on the fun this year due to reported budget constraints, but TrueAchievements has come to the rescue to help wrap-up your year in gaming.
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